some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
Genuinely dying of allergies over here. This always happens when I clean because my two big allergens are mold and dust and cleaning disturbs both. Also, cleaning products make me kind of wheezy so I am in real respiratory unhappiness.
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
"Beep boop" is actually a code that reaches an override switch in your emotion processor that activates an emergency restriction on its output.
It basically stops letting it produce as much sadness until your levels balance out.
Thank you science side of tumblr
imagine steve becoming increasingly worried because of all the casual misogyny and he talks about it with bucky
next thing you know bewildered young girls are telling everyone about that one time the winter soldier rescued them from street harassment
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO H A P P Y
"heeey baby, wanna suck-"
"SUCK THIS" *punches dick w metal fist*
Steve finds out about it later: “BUCKY NO.”
Natasha in the background: “BUCKY YES.”